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Post by Newto Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:31 am

I'm in labor and had no-one to drive me to the hospital.


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Post by smartcat Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:47 am

I'm Newto's Doctor and I need to get there ASAP to deliver her quadruplets.
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Post by Newto Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:24 pm

^^ LOL!!

I'm an OB nurse and I've been called to the hospital to help Newto's doctor.


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Post by smartcat Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:03 am

I'm a newspaper reporter who just heard a woman "of a certain age" is delivering quads and I need to get there fast and get the scoop.
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Post by Newto Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:03 pm

I'm Newto's sister and I need to be at the delivery.


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Post by smartcat Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:19 am

I'm Mr. Newto and not one damn person told me about this event, so I have to get there and see for myself ASAP.
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Post by Newto Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:24 am

I'm the DNA expert and I need to be there to establish paternity of these children.


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Post by smartcat Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:14 am

I'm from People Magazine and i need to get to pictures of these quads and get the first article out to the public.
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Post by Newto Fri Jul 07, 2017 4:48 pm

I'm a talent agent and want to get to the hospital ASAP to sign these kids to contracts.


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Post by smartcat Sat Jul 08, 2017 5:09 am

I'm a producer racing to interest Newto and her hubby in my idea for a new program named "Mr and Mrs Newto thrive with 5". A revolutionary new idea so I have to hurry.
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Post by Newto Sat Jul 08, 2017 6:25 pm

I need to correct the producer at the hospital: there are only four (quads), not five (quints)


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Post by smartcat Sat Jul 08, 2017 11:35 pm

I need to get to the magazine to change the name of the new series from +5 to + 4 before printing begins so I'm in a terrific hurry officer. Don't want to lose my job!
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