Re: Reasons To Try To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

by Newto Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:20 am

K-mart is having a "blue light" special.

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by smartcat Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:45 am

I went to K-mart with Newto and now I'm late to pick my In Laws up at the airport.

by Newto Sun Apr 23, 2017 7:19 am

My roommate just called and said she brought a hot pastrami sandwich home for me.

by smartcat Mon Apr 24, 2017 6:50 pm

I have to get home because I have a hole in my pants and it's beginning to rip wide open!

by Newto Thu Apr 27, 2017 3:25 am

My car's muffler is shot and I'm trying to get to the shop before it closes.

by smartcat Thu Apr 27, 2017 12:40 pm

My computer message machine in the car is reading "warning, you have 5 minutes before you car will stop dead!"

by Newto Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:50 pm

I am so tired I'm just trying to get home and to bed before I fall asleep at the wheel.

by smartcat Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:04 pm

I forgot to feed my cat and she'll be "rip" "roaring" mad.

by Newto Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:45 am

Officer, how do you like my new haircut?

by smartcat Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:31 am

I trying to get out of this speeding ticket, officer, will home baked cookies help?

by Newto Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:43 am

Officer, can I buy you dinner?

by smartcat Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:29 pm

I have to get home to water my plants.

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