Re: Reasons To Try To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

by Newto Sun May 07, 2017 9:14 pm

The body in my trunk is rattling around and I need to get rid of it.

by smartcat Sun May 07, 2017 10:05 pm

I'm late for the Bachelor and I need to get home Pronto.

by Newto Mon May 08, 2017 11:00 am

The Bachelor is waiting for me at my house.

by smartcat Mon May 08, 2017 6:56 pm

I have to get home before Newto realizes that the Bachelor is really waiting at MY house.

by Newto Tue May 09, 2017 5:22 am

I'm on my way to commit bodily mayhem.

by smartcat Tue May 09, 2017 11:34 am

I just robbed a bank and I'm trying for a quick get away.

by Newto Wed May 10, 2017 6:35 am

I'm late for traffic court.

by smartcat Wed May 10, 2017 11:46 am

I going to pick up my new glasses and I didn't see the speedometer.

by Newto Sat May 13, 2017 9:57 pm

^^ That is hilarious!!!

My stiletto heel got caught in the accelerator pedal.

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by smartcat Sun May 14, 2017 3:41 pm

I have three flat tires and I need to get to the gas station before the last one goes.

by Guest Sun May 14, 2017 4:30 pm

My gas is running low

by smartcat Sun May 14, 2017 11:18 pm

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