Bachelor 21 - Nick Viall - SNARK - FUN - *Sleuthing Spoilers*

Snark fun thread.

This is going to be my favorite thread, I assume

"My advice – and I've already texted and talked back-and-forth with him – is don't change anything. We have brought you on as the Bachelor. You're our guy," Harrison says of the advice he gave to Viall. "Just be yourself. Be that same, sweet, sincere human being that everybody loves and it'll work." Chris Manson a.k.a. CH (source)

his answer is a joke right?  ... can we track his statements from the past 2 years about Nick ... this man sure knows how to "werk" it.

This is going to be my favorite thread as well....SO much material. I like the guy, I just think it's going to be a snarkfest this year!

This is going to be amazing. Bachelor style language.

It will be the "best season ever" for snark!

http://www.betches.com/nick-viall-new-bachelor

To recap, Nick has been on The Bachelorette twice, banged both of the Bachelorettes, and they both said "Boy bye".

What does he have on Chris Harrison that allows him to keep getting invited to this stuff when he's obviously no one's first choice?
Chris Harrison is like, "Hey ladies, Nick Viall is still available! Someone please choose him so he can stop threatening to wear the skin of my family."
Ladies of the world: "Pass."

He also still has some weird speech impediment or something that makes it almost unbearable to listen to him talk. Great pick, producers.

Duke702 wrote:http://www.betches.com/nick-viall-new-bachelor

To recap, Nick has been on The Bachelorette twice, banged both of the Bachelorettes, and they both said "Boy bye".

What does he have on Chris Harrison that allows him to keep getting invited to this stuff when he's obviously no one's first choice?
Chris Harrison is like, "Hey ladies, Nick Viall is still available! Someone please choose him so he can stop threatening to wear the skin of my family."
Ladies of the world: "Pass."

He also still has some weird speech impediment or something that makes it almost unbearable to listen to him talk. Great pick, producers.

Maybe he banged CM and that's why CM keeps bringing him back. Ya never know.

Duke702 wrote:http://www.betches.com/nick-viall-new-bachelor

To recap, Nick has been on The Bachelorette twice, banged both of the Bachelorettes, and they both said "Boy bye".

What does he have on Chris Harrison that allows him to keep getting invited to this stuff when he's obviously no one's first choice?
Chris Harrison is like, "Hey ladies, Nick Viall is still available! Someone please choose him so he can stop threatening to wear the skin of my family."
Ladies of the world: "Pass."

He also still has some weird speech impediment or something that makes it almost unbearable to listen to him talk. Great pick, producers.

Even if he has a weird speech impediment does that mean he still can't be loved?

He'd better find his true love so he will no appear on tv again.
Wait, there are Marriage Boot Camp, Couples Therapy, Wife Swap....the opportunities for him to grace my tv is countless. I am so #blessed!

Oh and don't you dare paint him as a good guy. He likes to keep his street cred as baddy! Shhhh, don't reveal the reality. He's counting! So does RS.

oh what fun the "villains gotta vill" guys will be this season.

Clint Arlis‏ @ClintonArlis
@jjhlane @viallnicholas28 If you don't win this one, we may actually have THE MOST DRAMATIC SEASON EVER #TheBachelor

             

Ladybug82 wrote: oh what fun the "villains gotta vill" guys will be this season.

Clint Arlis‏ @ClintonArlis
@jjhlane @viallnicholas28 If you don't win this one, we may actually have THE MOST DRAMATIC SEASON EVER #TheBachelor

Good one.