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Post by Newto on Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:31 am

^^ LOL!!

When I buy something I should not eat, I consume some of it and then throw out the rest.

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Post by smartcat on Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:27 pm

I have an 8 PM dinner reservation tonight, that's like midnight to senior Florida dwellers.
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Post by Newto on Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:15 am

^^ LOL I know what you mean!!

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

~ Truman Capote

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Post by smartcat on Mon Jul 17, 2017 1:46 pm

Women and cats will do what ever they please, Men and dogs should just relax and get used to the idea.

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Post by Newto on Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:35 am

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.

~ Soren Kierkegaard

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Post by smartcat on Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:37 pm

The two most common elements in the Universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity.
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Post by Newto on Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:38 am

^^ Oh yeah!!

The key is in not spending time, but in investing it.

~ Stephen R. Covey

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Post by smartcat on Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:36 pm

I'm no cook, when I want lemon on my chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

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Post by Newto on Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:36 pm

^^ Ewww.

The cruelest lies are often told in silence. ~ Adlai Stevenson
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Post by smartcat on Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:08 pm

^^^ TRUE

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man the first kiss is the beginning of the end.

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Post by Newto on Mon Jul 24, 2017 6:05 am

There is no passion to be found playing small--in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living.

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Post by smartcat on Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:25 am

April is the cruelest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead earth, mixing memory with desire.

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