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Post by smartcat Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:06 pm

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
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Post by Newto Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:25 pm

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Well behaved women rarely make history.
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Post by smartcat Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:05 pm

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Post by Newto Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:59 pm

^^ good one!!

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.


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Post by smartcat Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:59 pm

^^^ good one too! and on the same subject....

I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
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Post by Newto Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:55 pm

My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.


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Post by smartcat Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:03 pm

Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving.
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Post by Newto Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:33 am

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.


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Post by smartcat Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:29 pm

A family unit is composed not only of children but a man and a woman , an occasional animal and the common cold.

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Post by coffeeyum Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:49 am

Better to be Over The Hill, than under it
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Post by smartcat Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:55 pm

The Lord loves a cheerful giver and delights in the one whose heart is in his gift.
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Post by coffeeyum Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:16 am

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
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