Re: Episode 6 - 6/27 - Discussion - Spoilers

by Reality Mary Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:03 pm

nd4reality wrote:
reason wrote:Well tonight I wont watch the show until it is over, going to watch master chef instead and read this board should be interesting to say the least.

Aww reason - you're not going to watch TB'ette master chef walk out tonight ? (j/k)

That was funny, really funny! :funnypost:

Go Mickey, go Mickey!

by mnmhughes Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:04 pm

JBF, you're awesome!! :chickendance:

by Diana Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:07 pm

Haha hilarious!

by Nibbles22 Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:07 pm

JBF

you are beyond brilliant!!

by Reality Mary Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:17 pm

JBF wrote:Ashley Goes To Hong Kong:
Our Little Check Off Cheat Sheet For This Evening

FEEL FREE TO EXPAND THIS

Word & Phrase Usage Tally

___Bentley
___Honestly
___Insecurities
___Cute
___Hopeful
___Really?
___Shut Up!

additional *drink* words (not counting Amazing, Journey and Connection):
___________________________
___________________________
___________________________
___________________________

____# of times Ashley says she's “back on track”
____# of times Ames looks gooey eyed saying “Ashley” on screen
____# of times Ben has his finger over his mouth
____# of times Blake Cheshire Cat smiles
____# of times Constantine says "I kinda feel like"
____# of times Ryan tries to get his hand on her leg
____# of times Ashley worries about losing time
____# of times she worries about making somebody happy
____# of times these last two lines are said over a shot of JP

Freudian Symbolism Tally

_____ umbrella count
_____ fireworks count
_____ erect Hong Kong buildings reaching the sky count
_____ bursting water scenes count
_____ uses of the word "push"
_____ uses of the word "exploding"

Heat-O-Meter with the dudes' “chemistry” on a scale of 0 (frigid) to 10 (exploding)

___Big Bad Bentley
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Please Please Please Stick around!

___Reject #1 Mickey
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) He's more beautiful than I am!

___Reject #2 Blake
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Twice as perfect

___Lone Star Lucas
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Fore!

___Dino
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Let's be dorky and goofy

___Rocket Ship Ryan
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) To infinity and beyond!

___Awww Shucks Ames
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Elevator Boogie

___Benny Boy
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Grrrrrrrrr! That was a kicker.

___Jaaaaayyyy-Peeee
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Oh no, am I in trouble?

___Chris Harrison
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Don’t be scared, Ashley.

Our final questions of curiosity…

Please don't tell us you are talking about Bentley...
"Something's telling my brain that this guy's the one. This feeling happens so rarely that I can't let go. I have to pursue it."

Will Ashley high pitch squeal for us as she hops about the train seats?

Which sequence will have the worst editing job… and how will it compare with the Thailand orphanage date in terms of lop and chop glory?

Will Bentley do any PIs today wearing the same clothes we saw him wear in episode #3?

Will we get some PIs from Ashley coming from Fiji?

Other questions to add... feel free to upload and bump up this post!

______________________________________________________
______________________________________________________
______________________________________________________

How about how many times she says "closure", "sacrifice", "move past", "develop strong feelings", and "cupcake?"

For Freudian slips, how about the "Peak", "shooting" lasers, and "junk?"

Editing to add, I would give a high pitch squeal if I could have ridden the tram when it was empty. It always seemed like half of HK was on there and we rode it often because my daughter lived on the road that is the only stop the tram makes (Barker Road).

by Bloomers Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:18 pm

JBF wrote:Ashley Goes To Hong Kong:
Our Little Check Off Cheat Sheet For This Evening

FEEL FREE TO EXPAND THIS

Word & Phrase Usage Tally

___Bentley
___Honestly
___Insecurities
___Cute
___Hopeful
___Really?
___Shut Up!

additional *drink* words (not counting Amazing, Journey and Connection):
___________________________
___________________________
___________________________
___________________________

____# of times Ashley says she's “back on track”
____# of times Ames looks gooey eyed saying “Ashley” on screen
____# of times Ben has his finger over his mouth
____# of times Blake Cheshire Cat smiles
____# of times Constantine says "I kinda feel like"
____# of times Ryan tries to get his hand on her leg
____# of times Ashley worries about losing time
____# of times she worries about making somebody happy
____# of times these last two lines are said over a shot of JP

Freudian Symbolism Tally

_____ umbrella count
_____ fireworks count
_____ erect Hong Kong buildings reaching the sky count
_____ bursting water scenes count
_____ uses of the word "push"
_____ uses of the word "exploding"

Heat-O-Meter with the dudes' “chemistry” on a scale of 0 (frigid) to 10 (exploding)

___Big Bad Bentley
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Please Please Please Stick around!

___Reject #1 Mickey
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) He's more beautiful than I am!

___Reject #2 Blake
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Twice as perfect

___Lone Star Lucas
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Fore!

___Dino
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Let's be dorky and goofy

___Rocket Ship Ryan
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) To infinity and beyond!

___Awww Shucks Ames
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Elevator Boogie

___Benny Boy
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Grrrrrrrrr! That was a kicker.

___Jaaaaayyyy-Peeee
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Oh no, am I in trouble?

___Chris Harrison
(0) Like watching Drunk Tim snore... to (10+) Don’t be scared, Ashley.

Our final questions of curiosity…

Please don't tell us you are talking about Bentley...
"Something's telling my brain that this guy's the one. This feeling happens so rarely that I can't let go. I have to pursue it."

Will Ashley high pitch squeal for us as she hops about the train seats?

Which sequence will have the worst editing job… and how will it compare with the Thailand orphanage date in terms of lop and chop glory?

Will Bentley do any PIs today wearing the same clothes we saw him wear in episode #3?

Will we get some PIs from Ashley coming from Fiji?

Other questions to add... feel free to upload and bump up this post!

______________________________________________________
______________________________________________________
______________________________________________________

I have no idea if you are right - in fact the last couple of seasons (skip Brad) you weren't - and I was awed knowing that the whole while, but you are such a fabulous, creative writer. I am not big into that bowing emoticon, but hats off to you, buddy. :yes:

by Guest Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:21 pm

I am watching Chris on ET what a fake and Ashley and bentley too yikes. I hope chris is getting a 7 figure salary for all that he does.
.

by Reality Mary Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:23 pm

I agree, great writer and great sense of humor JBF. firework

by chaslom4 Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:27 pm

reason wrote:I am watching Chris on ET what a fake and Ashley and bentley too yikes. I hope chris is getting a 7 figure salary for all that he does.
.

can you give us a recap?

by Guest Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:37 pm

sorry from I see chris I just change the channel I dont like fake.

by noobsleuth Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:43 pm

Thanks JBF!! I printed out your sheet and plan to go back and fill in the blanks!. I'm drinking with a straw tonight so the drinking game might get a little dangerous... ruh roh. hehe

by **Admin** Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:47 pm

I'm getting so excited ya'll!!

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