The Bachelorette 11 - Kaitlyn Bristowe - General Discussion - *Sleuthing - Spoilers*

soccermom333 wrote:

Beeleever wrote:I have a totally different perspective of Kaitlyn from watching the Ryan Seacrest interview today. Totally different. I believe she was edited last season to be the lead and that edit was not a true picture of who she really is or what she wants in life. Big surprise.

I agree but maybe we should not be surprised.  

kimberlyg wrote:FWIW, I just watched and I don't think anything Kaitlyn said were bad/wrong at all.  Still definitely #TeamKaitlyn, even if she picked no one (and possibly moreso depending on how it plays out).

Alanna wrote:

kimberlyg wrote:FWIW, I just watched and I don't think anything Kaitlyn said were bad/wrong at all.  Still definitely #TeamKaitlyn, even if she picked no one (and possibly moreso depending on how it plays out).

Same. Especially because she's single, whatever, she can do whatever she wants. I like that she marches to the beat of her own drum but I wish she found someone who could have marched right along with her and love her for her. Sigh.

kimberlyg wrote:

Alanna wrote:

kimberlyg wrote:FWIW, I just watched and I don't think anything Kaitlyn said were bad/wrong at all.  Still definitely #TeamKaitlyn, even if she picked no one (and possibly moreso depending on how it plays out).

Same. Especially because she's single, whatever, she can do whatever she wants. I like that she marches to the beat of her own drum but I wish she found someone who could have marched right along with her and love her for her. Sigh.

Just do what I'm doing:  1) cross your fingers that RS is wrong and she ends up with Shawn/Nick/both; or 2) know that if RS is right, the process was probably just too quick for her to really fall in love, none of the guys were quite right for her, and she'll end up finding someone eventually outside of the show.

Mr&MrsSmith wrote:I am not musical. I am sober. Kaitlyn's Bachelorette Eve Rap has been stuck in my head and as with all things that get stuck in my head, it just got bigger. If you're up in the middle of the night on Bachelorette Eve, this is for you  :dancingdoggy!   :dancing peg:


KAITLYN’S BACHELORETTE EVE RAP

Twas the night before The Bachelorette
And all through the threads
People second-guessing clues
And shaking their heads

Did Joshua give her a metal rose
Did Brady greet them singing
Ben Z gonna be a gentle bear
But what was Evans thinking

Daniel comes out dancing
Josh puts on a stripper show
“McDill” means get real real drunk
And try to steal the show

From the first night attraction
Shawn B could be the one
We’ve seen him in his bathing suit
We’ve seen his Sumo bum

Ben H seems like a sweetheart
In every single way
Shame we didn’t get to see them
Interact on their first date

Dr. Chris came in a cupcake
The fans – well we are torn
Is this sweet man K’s one true love
Or is he full of candy corn

Could Nick get the final rose
Or are his motives faulty
Does she like her man so sweet
Or rather almond butter – salty

From LA to New York and San Antonio
Kaitlyn’s taking care of business
Weed out the guys, who gets to fly
Fall in love over a glass of Guiness

So is it Shawn so Gosling fine
Is Dr. Chris her Nugget
Is Joe gonna be her Moonshine
Is Nick her Peanut Butter

Is she cheering for the Blackhawks
Is she cheering for the Preds
Hope he can cross the Border
And not be detained by the Feds

Have a Happy Ending K
No matter clues or speculating
Whoever be the man – your man
We all can be on #TeamKaitlyn

Mr&MrsSmith wrote:

Mr&MrsSmith wrote:I am not musical. I am sober. Kaitlyn's Bachelorette Eve Rap has been stuck in my head and as with all things that get stuck in my head, it just got bigger. If you're up in the middle of the night on Bachelorette Eve, this is for you  :dancingdoggy!   :dancing peg:


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Thanks everyone for the Rap love! I'm glad I posted it yesterday when the mood was still fun and I wasn't 1000 posts behind. I am so impressed with how much of the season we uncovered as a group.