Re: Reasons To Try To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

by Newto Tue Jun 20, 2017 9:43 pm

Officer, you can't ticket me. I do not have a driver's license.

by smartcat Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:05 pm

^^LOL

I'm trying to outrun that Cyclone just over your right shoulder, Sir.

by Newto Wed Jun 21, 2017 6:46 am

Having an attack of hypoglycemia; need sugar ASAP.

by smartcat Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:41 pm

Just had surgery on my eyes yesterday and I'm hurrying to get the bandages removed.

by Newto Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:31 pm

Need to get home ASAP and pick up my mail.

by smartcat Wed Jun 21, 2017 6:57 pm

I have a police officer trying to stop me back there and I'm trying to outrun him.

by Newto Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:05 pm

I'm in a hurry to get to my volunteer job at the police station.

by smartcat Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:29 pm

I'm tired, grouchy, pissed, aggravated, hot, sweaty and aggressive right now. If I were you I'd leave quickly. Officer sir.

by Newto Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:05 am

I have no money and can't pay the fine.

by smartcat Thu Jun 22, 2017 3:22 pm

Give me the ticket Pleeeeease, I'm running out of excuses.

by Newto Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:39 pm

My tires are bald and I'm trying to get to the tire store ASAP.

by smartcat Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:12 am

My husband is bald and I have to get to the toupee store and replace his hair before he gets home and finds out I put it in the garbage disposal by mistake.

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