Have you ever? - #2

Nope

Have you ever had a Doctor who was a hunk?

Yes, a Gyn

Have you ever seen a deer in your yard?

Nope

Have you ever seen an iguana on your roof.

No

Have you ever had to kill a mouse?

Yes.

Have you ever worn "progressive" glasses?

No

Have you ever had your ears pierced ?

Yes.

Have you ever had multiple ear piercings?

Yes, two apiece.

Have you ever had a tattoo?

No, but always wanted one.

Have you ever forgot to put your portable phone in the charger?

yes, now I have a power pack

Jello or pudding?

Whoops, wrong thread, but I prefer pudding to jello. Let us continue.....

Have you ever paid your insurance bill(s) at the last minute?

^^ While were at it I prefer pudding too

Yes

Have you ever started on a trip and realize you forgot the directions?