Two word sentence

Smartcat does not have a smart car cause she thinks she's smart enough

Baby powder

Yes, Volvos are very smart.

Putting powder on a baby is no longer thought to be a good thing to do.

Black box

I don't like the thought of being in a box, it puts me in a black mood.

Master chief

The chief reason I would go to the Far East would be to meet a yoga master.

Box fan

When men box, I don't watch because I'm not a fan of violence.

Worn out

When my clothes get too worn, they go "out."

Trash can

I must get to the mall this week and buy a new one, cause my trash can is looking like trash itself.

Sibling rivalry

It is well known that the type of rivalry between siblings depends on the gender(s) involved.

Oh damn I have fallen into my own trap!!

Poster child

I think all Grandmas think their little ones could be that special child in the fashion poster.

Big boy

My little boy(s) are now big, grown up, middle-aged men.

Fly paper