Re: Two word sentence

by Newto Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:22 pm

When you are in power, you play to your own tune.

Antique car

by smartcat Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:27 pm

I drove my car to the store to pick up my newly purchased antique lamp.

Fur coat

by Newto Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:31 pm

I will not purchase a coat with fur on it.

Scrambled eggs

by Kolormiblnd Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:35 pm

I like eggs scrambled because then I don't have to see the yolk.

Bitter end

by smartcat Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:42 pm

At the end of a relationship regrets can be bitter.

Jack Frost

by Kolormiblnd Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:08 pm

In Minnesota there is a lot of frost, but I have not met the one called Jack!

Happy glow

by smartcat Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:36 pm

Glow worms are so happy when the meet other glow worms.

Cheese doodles

by Kolormiblnd Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:57 pm

I have never tried to doodle with cheese!

safe gambler

by smartcat Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:01 pm

The lucky gambler tuck his winnings away in the hotel safe.

Mob moll

by Kolormiblnd Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:45 pm

Lucky I watch gangster movies or else I would not have known who a mob moll was.

deafening silence

by smartcat Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:47 am

You know you bombed when you hear deafening silence at the end of your joke.

Fluffy cats

by Kolormiblnd Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:59 pm

A cat that is fluffy is a cuddly cat.

nobody home

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