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Bachelor Australia - Season 11 - Wesley - Luke - Ben - Episodes - *Sleuthing Spoilers*
Episode 12No mucking around tonight. After a quick beer with Osher it's straight to the FRC.
Luke
Ellie says everything has happened so "effortlessly". Hmm, yes well it has certainly come across that way, if by effortless you mean you haven't put in any effort. She still seems "meh" about Luke to me. Can't see it lasting and it will be her who dumps him, I expect.
Lana says Luke is grounded and genuine and makes her feel safe. Eeek. "If Luke doesn't choose me I think I'd be speechless". Double eeek. Suspect a producer was in hear ear telling her she's the one. I hear they do that a lot. More post-dump tears that way.
Blimey. Luke is laying it on REALLY thick. He's never felt like this about anyone. "I don't think you'll ever understand how wondrous you are in my eyes; your soul glows and no words do you justice". Tone it down a bit mate; you're the Lead here, not her!
Ellie says she's never felt so sure of anything. Her heart is exploding with happiness. I still see no evidence of these alleged pyrotechnics. Luke is talking about spending the next 60 years with her. "I know Ellie feels exactly the same way", Luke says. I give it 6 months.
Ellie then cries to a producer. "I just feel like so many people deserve this... like Lana". Weird thing for an F1 to say.
I am reminded of her comment at the dinner party when she said she knew if it didn't work out with Luke she'd be fine, and revise my estimate down to 3 months.
Luke trots off to dump Lana. They've parked her sitting on a bench next to a bunch of geese. No flowers. No adornments. Surely Lana knows she's not the one. He starts his speech and she says she might just go and she doesn't think she's ready to hear it. Yeah, she knows.
He says nice things to her but it's got to sting. She thanks him for unlocking something inside her and says she's ready to be vulnerable again. She walks off and is attacked by the flock of geese. WTF producers?! Ellie gets bouquets and Lana gets GEESE?! Booo! #justiceforlana
Luke says he feels sh*thouse about it all. The producers chase her with cameras to get their money shot. Can't let all those tears go to waste! Lana says she feels embarrassed and stupid. Aww. She really was invested IMO. Somehow I don't think we'd be seeing tears if Ellie were F2....
Ben: Part I
Angela is super-confident. "McKenna's a nice girl but she's not the one for Ben". She calls him "hubby" and thinks they're going to be "couple goals". "Ben and Ange take over Melbourne". It's like watching a car crash in slow motion. She's primed and ready for the dump.
The dumping occurs and her mouth literally falls open in disbelief
She expresses her shock at not being F1. "No disrespect to McKenna, but I think Ben has made a huge mistake". Just as well you mean no disrespect! Angela belongs on MAFS, and that's not a compliment.
Wes
Brea says "Wes has a lot of qualities that I haven't seen in a guy before". Yeah, NO KIDDING!
There's a good reason for that. If everyone was as hungup on sex as he is the human race would have died off long ago. She wants to hear Wes say he'll meet her half way.
Wes has written a little
Brea says some words too. She's heard too many excuses and not enough compromises. The door's open, but he's not doing enough. A gust of wind blows up and trashes the set. I can only assume it's the butterfly effect from Baby screaming in anger that someone dared reject her son.
Wes asks what he could do to meet her half way. Brea brings up sleeping arrangements and says she's willing to compromise on sex but wants to at least share a bed. Wes says he was going to go to Cairns and "be in your caravan" and I quickly add this to my list of favourite euphemisms.
Brea says that still doesn't answer the question about her going to Sydney. Wes says he doesn't think it would be comfortable in his single bed but what I think he really means is that as a staff member of hillsong, he probably lives in college accommodation, where sleepovers are verboten.
Anyway, Wes says he appreciates her keeping the door open but for his own sake, he's closing it and hallelujah to that. Someone on Twitter suggested he only came on this show to boost his profile and attract more people to hillsong. If so I think they will find it has had the opposite effect.
Brea throws off her heels and makes a flat-footed, walking speech to camera about how she's never stood up for herself before and put her own needs first and my my wouldn't this make a great intro package for Bette. If Ch 10 are desperate for local content in 2024 we may see Brea again...
Ben: Part II
Like Brea, McKenna appears to be wearing a dress made out of dismembered wetsuits. Whatever this new style is, it's not very flattering to the female form. Ben starts making his speech and I'm waiting for it. The one word I'm confident will be spoken... and there it is! DEEP! Bingo
I like McKenna and it's a shame Ben's still hung up on his ex IMO and probably ghosted her as soon as filming was over. As I said before I think he needs to either try to reconnect with his ex or go to some counselling to get over her once and for all. He seemed closed off all season, IMO.
And so ends another season. @olive54321 You were right about pretty much all your predictions. Well done. I thought TPTB would use the same formulas and editing tricks they used to, but it seems they can't be bothered any more. Note to self for next season: Don't over think it.
Source: Tenplay Episode 12
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