Bachelor 19 - Chris Soules - FUN - SNARK - Discussion - *Spoilers*

Aww thanks!

I should have commented on this segment in the above recap too...


I posted this video over in the unspoiled thread in response to a Kaitlyn question, but it deserves to be here where it can be fully appreciated for what it is.

Now... THIS is how you "take charge" of The Bachelor!



C: Hellloooo
K: How are yah!
C: I am amazing! How are you?
K: I feel really good. Thank you.
C: You look stunning.
K: Awww... thank you! (hug) You look great. So handsome!
C: I'm so glad to have you here.
K: Thank you. I'm Kaitlyn.
C: Kaitlyn... nice to meet you.
K: I don't know much about you. I know your name is Chris. I know you are a farmer and...
C: Yum!
K: You can plow the $%#@ out of my field any day
C: He he he he

long pause...

K: You're not Chris?
C: This is Chris.
K; You're not a farmer?
C: I'm both. I am all of the above. You just took my-breath-away-with-that-line-I-think. Ha ha ha ha ha
K: Ok. You know I have all sides of senses of humor
C: Absolutely! I love it. I love it.
K: So when you get in there, you are gonna come find me.
C: Absolutely!
K: You're gonna make me laugh
c: Absolutely!
K: Because I like it when a guy makes me laugh... you got a sparkle on your face.
C: Heee
K: Who is she? Naw.
C: Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm excited!
hug
K: Yeah
C: I can't wait to get to know you better inside.
K: Come find me!
C: OK! Didn't see that coming.

Approximately a minute or two later, Mister Harrison arrives and smacks him across the face.

I know in the past we've looked at the M&G photos and most of the F1's have been in the front until recently, right? I think Des's, Juan Pablo's and Andi's F1 have all been in the back row?

Snarky/fun GQ article about Chris Harrison.  Love his Cupid Photo!  

Chris Harrison:  The Reigning King of #BachelorNation

california90 wrote:I know in the past we've looked at the M&G photos and most of the F1's have been in the front until recently, right? I think Des's, Juan Pablo's and Andi's F1 have all been in the back row?

I used to take those photos too seriously and you are right. They must have noticed too many F1s ending up in the front row season after season so that... now... when the Bachelor or 'ette gushes (in private conversations with Harrison or edited-out PI sessions) about this contestant and that contestant, these "frontrunners" have lately been pushed to the back. I generally believe the F1 has their attention on the first night regardless if WE the viewers hear or see anything on screen in the first episode. (S)he obviously won't be the ONLY one the lead is focused on or even their initial top pick, but they aren't invisible phantoms who are only "discovered" after the competition is weeded out either.

MiniDiva wrote:Snarky/fun GQ article about Chris Harrison.  Love his Cupid Photo!  

Chris Harrison:  The Reigning King of #BachelorNation

Doesn't he look ridiculous! I would love for him to be replaced by JK. I'm looking forward to that epi when he hosts the show!

My personal fun snark, I get to snark on a bachelor/bachelorette again with Ladybug and TPTB gave us a lot of snark material to work with.  "Is that an onion, it is an onion, oh wait maybe it is a pomegranate"  You can't make up those lines.  Sorry to the other crazy eye girl, this one had crazy eyes and crazy lines, she wins.  

Kaitlyn will bring the wacky too.  So that should be fun.

Edited because this just came up on Pixels of Ink as one of the Amazon free books today. From the Ground Up: A Love Story about Fame and Farming http://www.amazon.com/Ground-Up-Story-about-Farming-ebook/dp/B00F3CYSU8/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1420916655&sr=1-1&keywords=From+the+Ground+Up%3A+A+Love+Story+about+Fame+and+Farming. My first thought was wait they already wrote a book about Chris's season as the bachelor?

Cassia Tavares is one of the Fiance Visa contestants on 90 Day Fiance. She's hillarious with a warped sense of humour.

Cassia Tavares ‏@Cassia__Tavares  59m59 minutes ago #ChrisSoules wants to kiss everybody. #TheBachelor

GuardianAngel wrote:Cassia Tavares is one of the Fiance Visa contestants on 90 Day Fiance. She's hillarious with a warped sense of humour.

Cassia Tavares ‏@Cassia__Tavares  59m59 minutes ago #ChrisSoules wants to kiss everybody. #TheBachelor

Too funny. I would save that kiss for JK, he is a lot hotter than CH.

I thought that would be Chris laying claim to all the girls!!

Saturday Night Live did this skit on Farmer Chris the Bachelor.

Probably more reality than what we are shown on the show!