Re: Reasons To Try To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

by Newto Mon May 22, 2017 5:15 am

Officer, I need you to help smartcat; giving me a ticket is only going to slow you down.

by smartcat Mon May 22, 2017 9:47 am

I'm heading for the Police station to put a retraining order against Betty White and they close in a few minutes.

by Newto Mon May 22, 2017 12:59 pm

I'm trying to run away as fast as I can.

by smartcat Mon May 22, 2017 2:04 pm

I need to get to the dentist ASAP cause my tooth is aching. OUCH!

by Newto Tue May 23, 2017 4:43 am

I'm fleeing from bill collectors.

by smartcat Tue May 23, 2017 1:36 pm

I'm fleeing from a house full of flees.

by Newto Tue May 23, 2017 1:57 pm

I give up. Officer, just give me the $%^& ticket and go away.

by smartcat Tue May 23, 2017 4:27 pm

^^Hilarious!
I've run out of excuses too, so hand the ticket over and I'll go home.

by Newto Thu May 25, 2017 5:37 am

Just robbed a bank and am driving the getaway car.

by smartcat Thu May 25, 2017 12:45 pm

I left the oven on and I've burned the house down once so I would like not to repeat that mess.

by Newto Sat May 27, 2017 3:17 am

I'm late for work.....again.

by smartcat Sat May 27, 2017 7:51 pm

I'm on my way to make a donation to the Policeman's ball.

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