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Post by Newto Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:58 am

^^ Oh my G-d thank you for the morning giggle!!!

How fast do you think my bicycle goes? Really, officer, this is ridiculous.


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Post by smartcat Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:36 am

I'm hungry, officer and there's a pizza waiting for me at home, what else could I do but hurry?????????
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Post by Newto Sat Jun 24, 2017 5:02 pm

Officer, don't you have a sense of humor?


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Post by smartcat Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:42 pm

I'm too young to drive and this is not my car so go find the owner and give him a ticket.
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Post by Newto Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:24 pm

What do you mean the person driving gets the ticket rather than the owner of the car?


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Post by smartcat Sat Jun 24, 2017 10:49 pm

You know officer, I know the Mayor and the Governor and you don't want to mess with them.
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Post by Newto Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:32 am

Officer, are you interested in a couple of "favors?"


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Post by smartcat Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:36 pm

Officer, safe it for Newto she's in the car right behind me chasing me around games real fast.
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Post by Newto Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:28 pm

Officer...I am not chasing anyone. Why are you bothering me?


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Post by smartcat Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:09 pm

I really want to get to the end of this road as fast as i can and I don't have a reason in the world but I NEED to do it.
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Post by Newto Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:36 am

I'm having chest pains. Please call 911.


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Post by smartcat Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:02 pm

I'm late for my shift as a 011 dispatcher and I want to keep everyone safe.
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