Reasons To Try To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

I have to get home quickly cause Newto is waiting for me to play The Word Games.

Was I speeding? Had to run out quickly to get a virtual snack for smartcat and me while we're playing the Word Games. Surely you understand, officer......

I thought it was going to rain and my wipers are broken.

HILARIOUS NEWTO, BY THE WAY, WHAT DID YOU GET US? AND CAN GA HAVE SOME TOO?

I have cookies in the oven for my sweet innocent little Grandchildren that I forgot about Officer Sir!

Yes, of course, smartcat, GA can join us or anyone else who wants to. What did I buy? Several pounds of "butter cookies" - virtual, of course....


Officer, would you like a couple of butter cookies???

Yum, so virtual calories too , double yum!! come on fellow game plays indulge!

I'm old so I need to get there faster before time runs out, young officer.

I'm late for my Botox appointment.

My cat is having 17 kittens and I need to get to the Vet immediately

There's a huge sale going on at Macy's.

I have to beat NEWTO to Macys before she gets all the got bargains.

I accidentally left a pot roast cooking on the stove.

I have a terrible stomach ache and I'm heading for the next restroom.