Have you ever? - #2

Yes

Have you ever tried to write a cross word puzzle?

Absolutely not.

Have you ever noticed the newspapers are getting thinner and thinner?

Yes

Have you ever noticed the newspaper print is getting smaller and smaller?

I don't read newspapers, get all my news from Twitter and TV!

Have you ever spilled coffee on white clothing? It's the worst!

yes

Have you ever spilled red wine on a white table cloth?

Not that I recall.

Have you ever left a lipstick in a pair of white jeans and put them through the wash with your other white clothes?

Yup Uchhhhhh

Have you ever realized the the dryer eats one sock out of a pair for dinner?

Oh yes.

Have you ever worn hand braces?

No, it must be annoying.

Have you ever broken a limb?

No.

Have you ever seen "Ladies in Lavender?"

Judi Dench and Maggie Smith, wonderful.

Have you ever watched a TV program marathon?

Yes. The Twilight Zone, among others.

Have you ever wondered if Gray's Anatomy will last "forever?"