One Liner Quotes

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.

William Ralph Inge

To sleep, perchance to dream, aye there's the rub.

Willy

A Klondike Bar a day keeps the doctor away.

----newto and smartcat

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Ella Wheeler from the poem "Solitaire", and yep I did just look that up.......

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. ~ Henry Ford

You want a friend in Washington, get a Dog.

Harry Truman

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. ~ William Prescott

She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age.

Oscar Levant - about Zsa Zsa Gabor

Reading makes a full man, meditation a profound man, discourse a clear man. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents for example. ( dadada-dadadum)

Sarcastic comedy list

Two things a man should never be angry at: what he can help, and what he cannot help. ~ Thomas Fuller

Why do Americans chose from just two people to run for President and 50 for Miss America

list of "political one liners"