Re: Reasons To Try To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

by Newto Tue Jun 27, 2017 6:20 am

I never heard of giving someone a ticket for speed walking.

by smartcat Tue Jun 27, 2017 11:54 am

^^^Good one!

No thanks officer, I have enough of them already at home in the drawer.

by Newto Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:26 pm

Thank you!!

Officer, I've given you 194 excuses; just pick one.

by smartcat Tue Jun 27, 2017 11:31 pm

I'm experience backwards week and the sign said "slow down" so

by Newto Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:22 am

I'm drunk, officer. affraid

Have no idea how fast I was going.

by smartcat Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:34 pm

I just stole money from the bank and I needed a fast get away.

by Newto Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:13 pm

Can't you see I'm bleeding out?

by smartcat Wed Jun 28, 2017 9:57 pm

My standing hair appointment will go to someone else if i don't get there on time affraid

by Newto Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:06 am

Why do you pick on innocent old ladies?

by smartcat Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:15 pm

I'm a Senior dancer in a night club for Seniors and I've got to get there to do my fan dance.

by Newto Thu Jun 29, 2017 8:24 pm

I need to get the fans over to the Senior Center night club, or else we will have naked seniors.

by smartcat Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:47 pm

I have no excuse officer, I just love SPEED.

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