Bachelor 22 - Arie Luyendyk Jr - SNARK - *Sleuthing Spoilers* - Discussion

Chgohighlife wrote:Truth is, there is only one Abasolo brand Bryan
There are millions of Peters. 
Short ones, tall ones
Fast ones, stalled ones

lying ones

Trying ones...

And Lost Peters...

Reading some of the comments on Peter and Dean's SM posts, I have a feeling next season's cast is going to be the hornier and thirstier (if that's even possible ) version of the 'squad' IMO. At this point, I am not sure if the contestants are signing up for the guys or their d*cks.

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In that case they might want to change the name on the Tee shirt from Bryans to Peters and Peters to Dicks or definitely include that magnifying glass.
AH...I just had a lightbulb idea. Perhaps TPTB could include in the ladies gift bag left over tee shirts with magnifying glasses and vibrators/batteries included just in case Peter is not ready to make that commitment, which in all likelihood is a good one. Every ready every reliable!

coolangel wrote:Reading some of the comments on Peter and Dean's SM posts, I have a feeling next season's cast is going to be the hornier and thirstier (if that's even possible ) version of the 'squad' IMO. At this point, I am not sure if the contestants are signing up for the guys or their d*cks.  

All JMO

Oh my word, yes. Heaven help the cast member who wants to steal Peter or Dean away from another cast member!

Heaven help the cast member who wants to steal Dean away from Peter.

beader wrote:Heaven help the cast member who wants to steal Dean away from Peter.  

Whooo Hunnieee! 
That package deal of spooning beauties comes as a set! No substitutions and no replacements. 

This time instead of Peter can't propose because "proposal is the same as marriage"   the issue will likely be Peter can't find his Peter, just like Pop Pete said. All the girls get sent home in tears. Dean wins again. 

Nibbles22 wrote:   I am loving all of this snark, but then again, my opinion of Peter is really low, so there you go!!  

I like Peter, but this thread is comedy gold.

Kashathediva wrote:
In that case they might want to change the name on the Tee shirt from Bryans to Peters and Peters to Dicks or definitely include that magnifying glass.
AH...I just had a lightbulb idea. Perhaps TPTB could include in the ladies gift bag left over tee shirts with magnifying glasses and vibrators/batteries included just in case Peter is not ready to make that commitment, which in all likelihood is a good one. Every ready every reliable!

Ah jus had a vision! Where's the bleach??
 Whut IF, really I mean whut IF, Rachel passed on love and commitment and beauty and hand kisses and ILY and parties and LIFE with that Abasolo fella and tucked her head and agreed to follow Mr Jumpin Jacks back to the farmer's market for that promised "amazing life" and she woke up 5 years later with no ring cuz an engagement means marriage, no kids cuz Peter never found his Peter and a common law mother in law saying "I told you so" and a common law father in law who is a freakin internet bully who designs asinine tshirts for assholes??   Yikes! I gotta stop smoking that stuff. Just say NO!

Kashathediva wrote:
In that case they might want to change the name on the Tee shirt from Bryans to Peters and Peters to Dicks or definitely include that magnifying glass.
AH...I just had a lightbulb idea. Perhaps TPTB could include in the ladies gift bag left over tee shirts with magnifying glasses and vibrators/batteries included just in case Peter is not ready to make that commitment, which in all likelihood is a good one. Every ready every reliable!

Why that is just plain marketing genius! I think you should tweet Pop Pete.

I honestly think Dean has a better shot at getting a commitment from Peter than the girls on his season.

I saw on IG that their fans call them #Pean. I think it's fitting.

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